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the-swift-tricker:

Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

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shiftythrifting:

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my local thrift store was given a very Mysterious Man

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susanoomon:

my last brain cells when im about to do something important:

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mens-rights-activia:

People on this site be like:

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“How dare you ask me to think critically or have some nuance in my argument. Delete this”

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chaliceandsword:

my favourite lyrics out of wasteland, baby!:

  • it’s the light, and it’s the obstacle that casts it
  • be still, my foolish heart, don’t ruin this on me”
  • “i’m put in awe of something so flawed and free“
  • “there’s no race to be run, the harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun”
  • “i’d be appalled if i saw you ever try to be a saint, i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave“
  • “you don’t have to sing it nice, but honey sing it strong; at best, you’ll find a little remedy, at worst, the world will sing along”
  • “like a cry at the final breath that is drawn, remember me, love, when I’m reborn”
  • “imagine being loved by me”
  • “be like the love that discovered the sin that freed the first man”
  • “i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight”
  • “the sound of the saw must be known by the tree“
  • “my sunlight”
  • “all the things yet to come are the things that have passed: like the holding of hands, like the breaking of glass”

bonus from the ep:

  • “if i was born as a blackthorn tree, i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies”
  • “the reason comes on the common tongue of your loving me“

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uglyteapot:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

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ryanthedietcokeguy:

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

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war-lesbian:

beachgothgay:

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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lanqdons:

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

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